Put your pitch in the hot seat.
Tell us who it helps, what it solves, and how it earns. Get a funny verdict and a five-part assessment of the business behind the buzzwords.
Big ideas. Zero yes-men.
Your idea needs
a reality check.
Meet the AI business roast that makes you laugh, then makes you think. Get a sharp verdict, estimated reality scores, and practical ways to make your idea stronger.
Start with the free roast. Bring an idea, not a perfect pitch.
The house rule
Roast the pitch. Respect the person.
No hype. Here’s our promise.
Candid, not cruel
Estimates, not guarantees
Useful beyond the punchline
01 / The reality check
A punchline with
a plan behind it.
For side hustlers, first-time founders, and anyone whose friends keep saying “that’s genius.”
IDEA SMACKDOWNIllustrative report
Sample idea: subscription houseplants
“Recurring revenue.
Occasionally recurring plants.”
62
/ 100
Estimated Business Reality Score
Market demand70/100
Originality42/100
Profitability potential61/100
Feasibility74/100
Competition55/100
Demo scores only. AI estimates are not verified forecasts; a higher score does not guarantee success.
Keep the good. Fix the shaky.
Unpack three strengths, three weaknesses, and practical recommendations. Find the assumptions to test before you spend months building.
Give the group chat something better.
A shareable report card turns the verdict into a conversation. Invite friends with “Think your idea is better?” Only share details you’re comfortable making public.
02 / Choose your depth
Free roast. Serious next steps.
The proposed launch lineup: a free basic roast and shareable result; a $7.99 Detailed Business Reality Report; or a $19.99 Business Improvement and Launch Blueprint. These are starting price hypotheses, not guaranteed checkout prices. See the available offers below.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
03 / Your turn
Better roasted now
than broke later.
You don’t need a flawless idea. You need a clearer next move. Let’s find it.